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Mia Love -


TAGS: mi love utah war on women black conservative conservative woman
Rating: 4.79/5

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blesic - December 2, 2014, 11:36 pm
She must be a Mormon otherwise she wouldn't have been elected.


PERSPECTIVE -




ANN COULTER - Ready for give liberal commentators a piece of something more deadly than her mind.




Gun rights? Okay. You asked for it -


TAGS: stupid woman gun rights sign
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 24, 2017, 6:45 am
Careful with the semi-auto's, they're difficult to handle
JohnGalt - January 23, 2017, 11:12 pm
OK, so we can own more than one woman as long as we register them? I can sell them and/or trade them up for better ones?? Sign me up!


HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF X 2 -




CANADIAN CLIMATE CHANGE - This weather is nothing, you should see it in winter.




MY KIND OF - woman




You can fake anything -




Benghazi Woman -


TAGS: benghazi woman
Rating: 4.71/5

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fauxnews - November 20, 2013, 11:48 pm
So here's your chance, coward. But you won't do it, because you already outted yourself. Doh! You can go back to birdwatching hippie liberal. Don't make mommy Pelosi wait.
StoneTools - November 20, 2013, 11:43 pm
Are you referring to the same thing I challenged you to do when you just laughed it off and refused to do it? Yeah, that's right.
crankyhead - November 20, 2013, 7:56 pm
Speaking of backing things up, I proposed an initiative in the forums, asking the site admins to get to the bottom of the astroturfing debacle. How come none of you conservatives are interested in backing it up?
crankyhead - November 20, 2013, 7:52 pm
I just did. Not my fault that you have the IQ of a potato.
StoneTools - November 20, 2013, 7:51 pm
You made the claim. I just asked you to back it up.
crankyhead - November 20, 2013, 7:50 pm
I won't apologize for your lack of understanding. That's your issue, not mine.
StoneTools - November 20, 2013, 7:48 pm
If you comprehend more that anyone on here is seeing, cranky, why don't you try posting something intelligent for a change?
crankyhead - November 20, 2013, 7:17 pm
I comprehend more than you think I do, Princess. Now kindly tell us the difference between naturally occurring CO@ and man made CO2, please.
OTC - November 20, 2013, 7:07 pm
You *!@#, just can't comprehend, eh?
crankyhead - November 20, 2013, 6:27 pm
Oh that's right Princess, I forgot you used the term 'c******d' as a compliment.
OTC - November 20, 2013, 4:33 pm
When you start with the name calling, you'll get the same in return. I've said that before idiot.
crankyhead - November 20, 2013, 2:42 pm
I don't have any hate Princess, even for liars. You should be careful of who you accuse of name calling, by the way, considering your own personal history when it comes to that.
OTC - November 20, 2013, 11:54 am
You said you have no hate, you're only here to discuss issues with people who disagree with you, yet resort to name calling. Let me guess, you're just a liar?
crankyhead - November 19, 2013, 6:11 pm
I dunno Princess, you're the one complaining about insults. Let me guess, you're just a hypocrite?
OTC - November 19, 2013, 6:10 pm
You think 'lilliputian' is a compliment?
crankyhead - November 19, 2013, 6:06 pm
Is that supposed to be a compliment, Princess?
OTC - November 19, 2013, 6:05 pm
You lilliputians always have to start with the name calling
crankyhead - November 19, 2013, 6:03 pm
No, Princess, between you and me, I'm not the person who pretends to be someone they are not.
crankyhead - November 19, 2013, 5:58 pm
No. If you need any further clarification, ask the site administrators, ya dimwit.
OTC - November 19, 2013, 5:53 pm
"I'm not surprised at all that the only people who've signed on so far are me and faux." In other words, you and yourself?
fauxnews - November 19, 2013, 5:38 pm
Nah,I completely deny it. :-) But you know it to be true, which is the real reason who dont bug the mods. I dont blame you for not denying it yourself. It's a choice of (a) admitting it, and getting in trouble(again)or (b) looking idiotic for lying. PWNED
StoneTools - November 19, 2013, 5:34 pm
so you agree that you and fauxpas are one and the same then?
fauxnews - November 19, 2013, 5:23 pm
CHECK MATE:That u don't have the guts to deny it.Not that should you deny something so obvious.Because the person who knows this most of all is u.Thanx for admitting it,in your own cowardly way.Now why don't you go back to bird watching hippie liberal X-D
fauxnews - November 19, 2013, 5:18 pm
TRANSLATION (STool): I'm projecting. That's like me, OTC and arnnatz. X-D
crankyhead - November 19, 2013, 5:04 pm
It's a pretty clear indicator to anyone with half a mind.
StoneTools - November 19, 2013, 4:56 pm
You and faux. That's like me, myself, and irene.
fauxnews - November 19, 2013, 3:21 pm
So, here comes your favorite part, STool..LOL.. TRANSLATION(STool/arrnatz-now confirmed): Im a terrible liar, especially after being PWNED redhanded. All that I'm left with is wishful thinking-WISH that Faux knew what it feels like being pwned, it sux ;-(
fauxnews - November 19, 2013, 3:18 pm
...because that's what innocent people do when they are accused of sockpuppeting, right? STool,you were confronted with 2 identical quotes from 2 different accts attacking the same user in the same way.That's too great a coincidence that can't be ignored.
fauxnews - November 19, 2013, 3:14 pm
Nah, I'm saying you're too dumb to know when u are being messed with.lol..CHECK. Back to the topic, more importantly, u had the dignity not to deny socking after being confronted with identical quotes from 2 separate accts, that says everything - MATE
crankyhead - November 19, 2013, 1:04 pm
I started a forum thread that you can sign if you're serious about stopping astroturfing. I'm not surprised at all that the only people who've signed on so far are me and faux.
OTC - November 19, 2013, 12:34 pm
And canabal, they all have the same vernacular
StoneTools - November 19, 2013, 12:25 pm
OH, so you are saying that you are, in fact, cranky and fauxnews? Because you have the recycled avatar that cranky had, Plus, you both do the ignorant TRANSLATION thing. Check and mate. How do you like getting pwned?
StoneTools - November 19, 2013, 12:24 pm
Oh, are you claiming I made that poster cranky? I could swear that your name is next to it as the creator of it.
OTC - November 19, 2013, 11:58 am
"Stool-boy" Yeah, no hatred here, right?
crankyhead - November 19, 2013, 11:21 am
That's it, keep disrespecting their memories, you sick fk.
fauxnews - November 19, 2013, 10:24 am
Check and Mate...Ah, I love the smell of STool's socks in the morning...smells, like victory (actually, they smell kinda moldy at this point..getting old) PWNED
fauxnews - November 19, 2013, 10:21 am
STool quote:"Still no links to the soldiers with the a**ault rifles surrounding hasan while he murdered them either,huh?" COMPARE to Arnnatz #46078: "Still waiting for the names of the armed soldiers who surrounded nidal while he killed the soldiers."
fauxnews - November 19, 2013, 10:19 am
Arnnatz quote from 1/17/13 comment #46078: "Still waiting for the names of the armed soldiers who surrounded nidal while he killed the soldiers, cranky pants." Arnnatz - Jan 17, 2013 8:02pm, #46078...P.S. Check and Mate..Thanks for playing sock! LMAO X-D
StoneTools - November 19, 2013, 9:04 am
Still no links to the soldiers with the a**ault rifles surrounding hasan while he murdered them either, huh?
crankyhead - November 18, 2013, 11:58 pm
Still no links huh? What a shocker.
JGalt - November 18, 2013, 11:39 pm
unlike you, I work 60 plus hours a week. If you are too lazy to stay up on US news headlines, you should refrain from commentary from that which you know not.
crankyhead - November 18, 2013, 8:11 pm
Oh, you're a singer now, are you Princess?
OTC - November 18, 2013, 8:11 pm
Not really, a vowel can be repeated to make up a 4th syllable or stretched, it can even be held for a long note, its called singing
crankyhead - November 18, 2013, 7:55 pm
Why all the resistance to sharing links to those headlines JG?
JGalt - November 18, 2013, 6:40 am
Not of the headline news like you are apparently pretending to be unaware of.....as a convenience
crankyhead - November 18, 2013, 1:07 am
When I suspected Arnnatz of astroturfing, I petitioned the site administration for clarification, and my suspicions were validated. If you feel the need to do the same, you go right ahead, Stool-boy.
fauxnews - November 18, 2013, 12:24 am
Why don't you ask the moderators to find out who the astroturfers are? Oh, that's right, you don't want them to.
StoneTools - November 18, 2013, 12:14 am
I would say that JG is much more aware of his surroundings than you are cranky/fauxpas
StoneTools - November 18, 2013, 12:13 am
Hey faux pas/crankyhead - did you ever hear of google or bing? You should try getting a little more literate and try them out. You might find out how indefensible your opinions are
StoneTools - November 18, 2013, 12:08 am
I know who the astroturfer is. Let's see name "two" people who post exactly the same rubbish? tick tock. give up, it's crankyhead/fauxpas, the rodeo clown sock puppets!
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 11:31 pm
Let me guess, you're not going to post a link to that song, because it doesn't exist, right?
JGalt - November 17, 2013, 11:26 pm
and one can't hold a note singing Benghazi? Al plays with syllable mismatches on the very first youtube song I viewed of his. Thanks for playing.
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 11:19 pm
Still blissfully unaware, are you?
JGalt - November 17, 2013, 11:18 pm
once again, we talk apples, you talk oranges. "Nothing" is what you came up with on this one. find some more nits to pick.
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 9:48 pm
Still nothin' huh?
JGalt - November 17, 2013, 9:13 pm
laughable attempt
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 8:03 pm
Why don't you ask the moderators to find out who the astroturfers are? Oh, that's right, you don't want them to.
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 7:58 pm
You want me to refute the lyrics to a song that JG didn't write? Seriously, how much whiskey do you drink every day? 40 oz? 80 oz?
StoneTools - November 17, 2013, 7:06 pm
JG, You should recognize cranky's MO by now. Can't refute something, distract on a minor, insignificant syllable and claim that refutes it.
StoneTools - November 17, 2013, 6:57 pm
It's always nice to see you use both your crankyhead and fauxpas accounts in a lame attempt to negate your admission to being a sock puppet.
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 2:38 pm
Still don't see it, huh? Color me shocked. #sarcasm
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 2:36 pm
Ummm... The difference, is exactly one syllable. Kinda throws the whole song off. Here's an idea... how about a citation or two that proves your allegation? Don't worry, I won't hold my breath.
JGalt - November 17, 2013, 2:30 pm
put words in other people's mouths.
JGalt - November 17, 2013, 2:30 pm
once again on a different page reading different words that are not there. "a rainy day" as an idiom refers not to umbrellas but to save something for another time.... imagine the self-proclaimed erudite Mr Cranky needs to be reminded once again not to
JGalt - November 17, 2013, 2:27 pm
You have to pick on syllable counts because the topic is spot on. So in those infamous words from Benghzi woman herself: WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 12:26 pm
It's not an umbrella, JG.
JGalt - November 17, 2013, 10:31 am
just because you are holding it for a rainy day?
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:28 am
Just because you can't see what I have, does not mean that it's not there. =)
crankyhead - November 17, 2013, 10:27 am
No. Because Mr. Yankovich understands quantitative metre, and applies it to his parodies.
JGalt - November 17, 2013, 10:01 am
we must have hit a raw nerve cause Crank has nothing....
JGalt - November 17, 2013, 9:59 am
wow, what an epic crybaby, do you pick apart every parody Weird Al ever did in the same way?
fauxnews - November 16, 2013, 7:49 pm
Oh, very funny Crank, they don't let OTC/Arnnatz have booze in special ed. Mommy might want to cut back on their Kool-Aid though, or their meds. X-D
crankyhead - November 16, 2013, 6:47 pm
Benghazi has three syllables. American has four. Epic song failure.
crankyhead - November 16, 2013, 6:47 pm
Exactly how much whiskey do you guys put away before lunch every day?
OTC - November 16, 2013, 6:13 pm
Does cranky have a crush on Hillary?
JGalt - November 16, 2013, 5:41 pm
Does truth in that parody sting the liberal?
ChadAllen - November 16, 2013, 5:24 pm
Don't sound so b***-Hurt [email protected]@d.
crankyhead - November 16, 2013, 2:47 pm
Did Groucho teach you how to co-opt other people's music for your political lyrics, or did you figure that out by yourself?
JGalt - November 16, 2013, 9:17 am
Sung to the tune "American Woman"


THE ADDAMS FAMILY - Is now represented in the Supreme Court




THE $14 TRILLION DOLLAR WOMAN - Deficit spending all the way to the poorhouse & what do we have to show 4 it? High Gas, high unemployment, high instability and loss of freedoms as liberals ram their agenda down America's throat.




THE CZAR THAT WANTTS YOUR 401K - U.S. News and World Report has called Teresa Ghilarducci "the most dangerous woman in America" because she wants to steal your 401k money and put it into social security.


TAGS: the most dangerous woman in america
Rating: 3.47/5

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JGalt - August 29, 2013, 6:43 am
http://thenewamerican.com/economy/markets/item/16420-jackson-hole-conclave-central-bankers-plan-global-theft-massive-pain


ANN ROMNEY - If I had an older dog, she'd look like Ann Romney.




WOOF WOOF - Liberal Moderate Romney prepares for first Presidential debate by putting on his Conservative Teabagger drag! (IT'S GONNA BE UGLY, FOLKS!)


TAGS: romney debate woman teabag 47
Rating: 1.87/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 2:35 pm
Ph**oshops and polls....
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 1:34 pm
HAHA You just gave me an idea for a GREAT poster. Well done :-)
deerbag2 - September 30, 2012, 1:32 pm
shouldn't that be "log cabin" drag?


Bad News Good News -


TAGS: hillary pro woman lies
Rating: 5/5

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SirReal - January 26, 2017, 12:06 pm
Look at what you just said. "Smart" people kept out. "Who would want to come here now?" Well, Dwydwyyrr...YOU! Who just admitted that you aren't smart. Thank you! ThNk you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal! Amazing! Best veal, ever!
Dwydwyyr - August 17, 2016, 12:51 pm
Since Trump building walls is all the rage these days, you thought you'd do your part and build a wall of memes around Politifake to keep the smart people out? Mission accomplished.Who would want to come here now? There must be a dozen of these.Spam much?
JohnGalt - August 16, 2016, 12:29 am
great tagline- Democrats- completely incapable of living outside of the Democratic party narrative!! (or thinking any thoughts other than the Kos or Mother Jones sound bytes!!)


Freedom to do what you've always wanted to do. You're welcome -




Dana Loesch -




Hillary the LIAR -




Obama said 'what?' to woman who was raped? -




Hildabeast Rotten Clinton -


TAGS: hildabeast rotten clinton hillary 2016 boko haram servergate email scandal benghazi isis isil islamic state islamic terrorism democrat socialist progressive marxist oligarch tyrant elitist noblewoman vince foster whitewater
Rating: 5/5

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Libertas - November 21, 2015, 9:06 am
pretty scary on the left. One candidate that says terrorism is caused by global warming and the other things Republicans are the biggest enemy to the US


Hillary wasn't "Dead Broke" But She IS Morally Bankrupt -




Email shows Hillary ‘One Device’ Clinton Was Happy to Have Her New, Unapproved Apple ‘hPad’ -




Portraits In Moonbat Womanhood -




let me get this straight -




Winning an election -


TAGS: trump batman nasty woman maga
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - October 22, 2016, 4:02 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skippy
fauxnews - October 22, 2016, 4:00 am
Nope. The concession I was talking about was after the Supreme Court decision. And, again, Trump didn't start making this retarded voter rig accusations the closing hours of election day like Gore did. He's doing it weeks in advance, which Gore didn't.
ronnievanzandt - October 21, 2016, 11:04 pm
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20001108/aponline040549_000.htm
ronnievanzandt - October 21, 2016, 11:03 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snippy
fauxnews - October 21, 2016, 6:09 pm
Citation?
JohnGalt - October 21, 2016, 4:46 pm
I seem to remember him retracting his concession speech before finally formalizing it!
fauxnews - October 20, 2016, 5:39 pm
...If Trump wins the popular vote, or it comes down to a state like Florida to decide the election, then maybe you could have a point. For now, it's just whining from ra**publikkklans.
fauxnews - October 20, 2016, 3:55 pm
Stupid comparison. Gore NEVER challenged the election before hand. He won the popular vote and it was so close he deserved a recount. In the end he conceded gracefully and never made accusations of voter fraud or rigged elections.
freasy - October 20, 2016, 3:27 pm
Hmmm Gore was a HERO when he challenged his election. All that did was show the voter fraud of DemonKKKrats


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